next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
I’m gonna break your little heart, watch you take the fall
that sick feeling in the pit of your stomach you get when you realize no one cares and you’re all alone
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Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board
Holy fuck! I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools.
I want one
GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEE
(Source: wikingvinning)
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
do you ever just want to apologize for being ugly
Happy Birthday, Hugh Michael Horace Dancy (June 19, 1975)
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
