florels:

skiens:

wtf you mean real women have curves? all women are real women

THIS IS IMPORTANT

Posted on 19 August, 2014
Reblogged from genocidermeow  Source giveable

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

Posted on 19 August, 2014
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Posted on 19 August, 2014
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Posted on 19 August, 2014
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"A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens."

Posted on 19 August, 2014
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Posted on 19 August, 2014
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Posted on 19 August, 2014
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Posted on 19 August, 2014
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Posted on 19 August, 2014
Reblogged from fattributes  

natnovna:

saintkieren:

natnovna:

they’re arresting people for trying to get home after being teargassed and targeted by flash grenades but the man who literally murdered an unarmed teenager was allowed to LEAVE THE STATE before his name was released to the public. 

HE LEFT THE STATE??????? IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE????????

(x) (x) (x)

Posted on 19 August, 2014
Reblogged from genocidermeow  Source natnovna

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

image

I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

image

Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

Posted on 19 August, 2014
Reblogged from battered-skies  Source mcdamnright

Posted on 19 August, 2014
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Posted on 19 August, 2014
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Posted on 19 August, 2014
Reblogged from optimisticallyoverwhelmed  Source sizvideos

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

Posted on 19 August, 2014
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